Category: Funny

Ahhh, the memories.  This was the first and only song I ever learned on drums.  I remember it like it was yesterday... Son, you're going to learn a musical instrument.  It's not a choice.  The choice I'm giving you is which instrument.  So choose.  This is not an option. So I chose drums and was … Continue reading Metallica’s Enter Sandman… Backwards!

So I just discovered Mashd N Kutcher, and very well may be late to the game. But in case you don't know who they are, let this be an introduction.  These guys do a lot more, but my favorite shtick of theirs is their insistence on making music at all times. Check out this video, … Continue reading You Can’t Stop Mashd N Kutcher From Making Music

For the users with accessibility readers, the script: At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono requested total silence.  Then, in the quiet stillness, he began to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.  Finally, holding the audience in absolute quiet, he spoke into the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child … Continue reading And Bono Never Clapped Again…

Once upon a time, there was only two thing I remembered about the Limp Bizkit song Break Stuff: MTV gave the video some award, and... People used it as an excuse to destroy the abomination that was Woodstock '99. Now I'm adding a third item to the menu... The Seinfield Remix! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjZyT4YfIiY On behalf of … Continue reading Limp Bizkit vs. Seinfeld!?!?

Having had a guitarist roommate (my brother, which is even worse), I can tell you three things: They play all night loudly through an amp. They refuse to use headphones. They have a low tolerance for their own suckage. For the jury's consideration, I present Exhibit A - Guitar Rage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m24DPDKZ4zA This young man has decided, … Continue reading This Guy Puts the “Dookie” in Green Day – Guitar Rage lvl9999