Category: Satire

Sometimes the obvious isn’t clear cut until it’s reframed as an absurd joke. That’s what this Satire Category of the LedgerNote Blog is all about. By drawing attention to the absolutely silly crap that pro’s and fans are perpetuating in our industry, maybe we can get the foolishness to stop. Worst case, we’ll get a chuckle…

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Vinyl Sounds Better. Open Your Friggin’ Ears, Idiot.

Listen.  Vinyl flat out sounds better, and if you don't believe me then you're an idiot. Digital music sounds cold and lifeless.  I hate being able to "hear through" a digitally perfect mix and recording.  That's why I only listen to vinyl records now.  The noise floor isn't "exaggerated," that's just how it is... it's … Continue reading Vinyl Sounds Better. Open Your Friggin’ Ears, Idiot.

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Process Debriefing with Grandma: Post-Dubstep Reaction Video

We caught up with Grandma after her appearance in thousands of Youtube reaction videos to speak to her about her experience with Dubstep. Ledger Note: Grandma, we noticed that you were nearly speechless while listening to and watching the official video for the recent Skrillex dubstep single "First of the Year."  Let's review the transcript: … Continue reading Process Debriefing with Grandma: Post-Dubstep Reaction Video

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Rapper’s Mixtape is Hotter & Lasts Longer Than the Sun Thanks to 5D Memory Crystals

"Look, my shits always been fire, always been as hot as the sun," local rapper Daquan Hassan stated confidently.  "But now... this shit is in a whole 'nother galaxy, just like the sun." Daquan's mixtape "Our Soul Are Solar" is an epic ode to two sources of life.  "One day while piffin' a jay I … Continue reading Rapper’s Mixtape is Hotter & Lasts Longer Than the Sun Thanks to 5D Memory Crystals