"Look, my shits always been fire, always been as hot as the sun," local rapper Daquan Hassan stated confidently. "But now... this shit is in a whole 'nother galaxy, just like the sun." Daquan's mixtape "Our Soul Are Solar" is an epic ode to two sources of life. "One day while piffin' a jay I … Continue reading Rapper’s Mixtape is Hotter & Lasts Longer Than the Sun Thanks to 5D Memory Crystals
This just in: Local 16 year old Jean-Paul Georgio Ringold has never heard of the The Beatles. We managed to get a word with Jean-Paul earlier today on his way to school, where he was walking along listening to The Grey Album, which is a mash-up record of rapper Jay-Z's The Black Album and The White … Continue reading Jean-Paul Georgio Ringold Has Never Heard of The Beatles
There's a lot of fear mongering out there. Sure, build your own studio and acoustic treatment. Sure, track your own recordings. Sure, mix them yourself. But don't you dare try to master your songs! You'll ruin them. Only professionals can do this right. Sure... I agree to an extent, except I'd say that while professionals … Continue reading DMG Audio Releases ‘Limitless’ – Mastering Limiter
I've watched this video at least 20 times. Not sure why I haven't shared it here yet. Adult Swim brings us Too Many Cooks, a bizarre trip through the world of family oriented TV intro sequences of the 90's. I suspect this is what it's like to have an existential crisis at the peak of … Continue reading Too Many Cooks – Intronitus is Contagious!
The best way to explain this adventure of a video is to let you read the intro lyrics: In a universe that's infinite like many theorize ours is; there are parallel worlds where every possibility lives. So a planet's somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written The only differences is that, … Continue reading Somewhere Out in the Stars… Kitty History!
"Hey Siri, drop dat hot fire so I can kick a funky rhyme." Your request does not compute. "Siri, hit dat beat box, yo!" I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. "Dang it, Siri. What's one trillion to the 10th power?" Check out this trio of skillful musicians, including an Indian beatbox, rhythm … Continue reading Siri, What is One Trillion to the 10th Power?
First off, I thought fish had to be in water to breathe? And where are this things gills? Second, how is a fish going to rip such a killer saxophone solo and then have someone bring it a rose? I can't even get a date, let alone someone asking me out with flowers. Seduction Level: … Continue reading Walrus Seduces Everyone With Sax Solo
The unfortunate reality for most of us is that we don't even think about the state our hands are in until they start to hurt. It's 2016 now, meaning a lot of us spend a crazy amount of time typing at a computer. If we're not doing that, we might be at the gym suspending 100's … Continue reading Don’t Wait Till It’s Too Late to Think About Hand Health
I done seent some things in my life. I've seen a walrus play saxophone. I've seen a bird beatboxing some dubstep. I've seen a bear play the trumpet. I even saw a dog rock out on the drums. But one thing I ain't ever seent is no warthog play the keys. They're calling this beast … Continue reading Ravenous Tea Cup Warthog Rips a Synth Solo
This bear... I've never seen a bear train a human this well. First he tells the human to fetch his ceremonial trumpet and place it lightly upon his royal head. Then the unthinkable happens: https://youtu.be/fjy_2UCnX-4?t=47s He then blows the magical melody, immediately summoning a german shepherd dog from the aether, and then calls upon his … Continue reading Now I’ve Seen It All: Bear Plays Trumpet and Dances a Jig
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